Uploaded 24 September 2009
First of all these girls are dressed in red. Remember the Jerit cyclists who were harassed, arrested and obstructed at every turn when they decided to ride across the country to alert people to urgent social issues?
Second of all these amazingly acrobatic young ladies would be accused of attempting to impersonate our national flower, the hibiscus. A very serious offence, almost as bad as drinking beer in public if you're a Muslim.
Third of all such an exhibitionistic display of unladylike behavior could encourage our local women to become pengkid - tomboys - and there's a fatwa against that.
Best of all these 16 acrobats from China appear to be have no qualms about revealing their knickers. This could precipitate traffic jams and riots on our streets and cause businesses to lose revenue.
Ahhhh... what is it about young girls and bicycles? Can't resist them!
[First posted 3 October 2009]
