Friday, June 11, 2010

FRIDAY FUNNIES

A CLASSIC RESPONSE

Took my 66-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue....


My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, “What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on his response; I knew he'd have a good one!

In classic style he retorted without batting an eyelid: “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

[Contributed by Judy Mezen]

Delicious and halal Muslim food

[Contributed by Pat G]


IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANGRY...
THEN NOTHING WILL!


Dammit this is going too far!!!

This photo shows the serious damage caused to the wildlife by the recent BP blowout. I feel it is my moral duty to go down to the Florida coast right now and help clean the wildlife with my own bare hands....

Where do I sign up?

[Contributed by Shanghai Fish]