Some folks swear by their Volvos.
I confess I much prefer Vulvas.
Especially ornamental ones that belong in an art gallery
for born-again philistines like myself...
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Pipe-smoking bow-tie pussy (bring your own pipe)
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Anatomical is much funkier than political correctness
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Greybeard hippie's squaw?
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Diabolically obscene but I'm a horny old devil
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The pedophile's choice - revealing one's inner child
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It will flap its wings till they're dry and then fly away
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No hair is a good hair day for Homer Simpson |
Pussyface? You mean ME???
Shaved Fish was the title of John Lennon's 7th solo album.
This would have been the perfect cover shot.
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[These tattooed vulvas were found on a friend's Facebook wall]
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