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| Then make them attend your workshop or subscribe to your e-bulletin. |
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| Then you reach the end and discover it was a complete waste of time. |
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| If nobody's looking, you're allowed to cheat. |
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| Happiness is overrated anyhow... don't you think? |
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| Yelling at people also helps, if you can afford it. |
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| In fact, you can have lots of fun just hanging around them till they go crazy. |
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| Or just keep quiet and let the damned fool step right into the open manhole. |
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| Well, just ask for directions, silly. |
[First posted 26 May 2012]
