Porn is everywhere. Everywhere you go people are either talking about it or they’re emulating it. And don’t even try to argue the exceptions. I was stuck in a traffic jam just last week and all I heard was "Porn porn! Porn porn! Porn porn!" - Malaysians are all about the porn and it’s time LoyarBurok got in on the action.
She also posted a photo depicting pterodactyl porn which, for some strange reason, fired my imagination and aroused my prediluvian prurience. I dedicate this bizarre post to all crabalocker fishwives and pornographic priestesses (with or without knickers, so long as they have friendly knockers)...
|Er.. is that a glass dildo you've got in your beak, mister?|
|Why would anyone stick this on their car windscreen?|
|As a warning, perhaps, to drivers who forget |
to look in their rear mirrors?
|Muhammad exploring the Seven Heavens on the back of a pterodactyl? |
Must be some defence contractor trying to stir up a hornets' nest of violent protest...
I found lots of other kinky images while googling for pterodactyl porn. Interspecial erotic fantasies must be far more widespread than gets reported in the mainstream media...
|Fancy some hot sex with a mature rubber plant?|
|Whatever happened to "birds of a feather"?|
|"Hahaha, your beard is ticklish!"|
|Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf...|
|Just another horny little guy from Outer Space...|
|Wookie goes for some royal nookie...|
|Uh, oh.. Jabba's got a big crush on Leia...|
|"What else can I do? Wear platform shoes?"|
|"Is this is what you call necking?"|
|"Fuck-a-duck, fuck-a-duck!" Hey, it grows on you!|
|"Wow... talk about tight pussy!"|
|"Dang! Forgot to get ciggies on the way home..."|
|Girls, never marry a prince who has spent time as an amphibian!|
|Pachyderm porn is fast gaining popularity in developing countries |
obsessed with their own GDP.
|Horny is good when it come to skin flicks...|
|Even Lizard Men need blowjobs too.|
Sensible advice we should all heed.
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[First posted 3 October 2013]