Friday, May 20, 2011

Bored with your job? Try a new career!



If you're sick to death of desk jobs, consider a career in the circus as part of a flying trapeze act!

The money is good - and more so the rousing applause. And as the job requires you to be perfectly fit at all times, you save on paying for a gym. Workout for free while working for top wages. Accommodation, food and transport provided. What better way to see the world?

After a 3-month probation you qualify for star billing!

FREE! LIFE INSURANCE UP TO $5 MILLION!!!

[Forwarded by George Lau]





Tuesday, May 17, 2011

FULL MOON RISING


Come on, baby, be my buddy
It's the Buddha's birthday!

I'd rather be a nudist
Than a buddhist
On the Buddha's birthday!

HAPPY AWAKENING, PLANET EARTH!