Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Malaysia's cultural icon P. Ramlee (1929~1973) was indeed a prophet in mufti!

Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP (World Shaman King & VIP Oracle) @ Datuk Mahaguru @ Ibrahim Mat Zin performs a magical ritual at Kuala Lumpur International Airport on 11 March 2014 in an attempt to locate MAS Flight 370, missing since 2:40am on 8 March 2014 with 239 on board (including 12 crew). The bamboo binoculars are to aid his inner vision, while the fish trap is to capture "mischievous spirits" who may have stolen the Boeing 777 and hidden it in the astral realms (which explains why nobody has been able to find a single trace of it despite a massive search and rescue operation involving more than 12 countries).

An episode from P. Ramlee's 1973 film Laksamana Do Re Mi  is eerily prophetic of events taking place more than 40 years in Malaysia's future...

Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP with his two apprentices board a flying carpet equipped with
young coconuts to do mortal combat with the wicked elves who hijacked Flight MH370.
A Mahathir loyalist, Datuk Mahaguru pledged to save Malaysia from street protests, violent chaos,
Anwar Ibrahim's rise to power, and the demise of feudal traditions.

Watch the short video on facebook (sorry, couldn't embed)!


This is how I look right now, folks, after several weeks' immersion in nothing but dickhead news - all reeking of dead-rat Mamak politics (remember the horrid stench that hung over the nation for 22 years? Well, folks, I can smell it creeping in again, how about that? Guess nobody bothered removing that dead rat from under the floorboards...)

Is it too late? Have we gone past the point of no return? Are you happy now, all you status quoists who kept saying GE12 was really about giving Umno "a wake-up call" - not about removing the vermin completely from power? Well, vermin will be vermin and once they become the govermin, you'll never be completely free of them, since they're pretty good at jumping ship and switching sides.

As long as vile and pernicious politicians continue to promote the absolute nonsense that this land has always been called "Tanah Melayu" (the name "Malaya" actually derives from the Tamil word for mountain, malai; I kid you not, folks, and the Malay Archipelago actually means "archipelago formed from mountains")... as long as those who consider themselves Melayu first - before they consider themselves Manusia (human) - continue to fear dogs, pigs and sultans... we shall remain a failed nation ruled by dickheaded dictators.


Are you still hoping to secure that 2-billion-ringgit contract from your Umno or MCA contacts? Well, turn your back on it - if you can! It's blood money and can only bring you and your posterity negative karma. You keep saying you'll stop buying their newspapers. Well, how come I still see The Star and NST on sale in the newsstands?


I've been jotting down the names of The Accursed: all those who self-servingly prop up the corrupt Umno/BN regime for short-term gain. All those half-baked judges hell-bent on serving their own retirement plans rather than justice. All the opportunistic lawyers who do the bidding of Umno; the pathologists and hospital directors and head of medical associations whose public utterances have revealed them as institutional eunuchs. All the tainted police officers with criminal tendencies who lie out of every pore with total impunity... while their men continue to harass, torture and kill without so much as a rebuke. All those who continue to write speeches, design websites, churn out propaganda for the Crude, the Bad and the Ugly in power...


While I was wondering what I would do on National Dickhead Day (coming up in only three weeks), a friend forwarded a bunch of photos supposedly from an annual celebration of the phallus in Japan. We ought to take a cue from the Japenis and construct giant effigies of all our national dickheads - what we can do with them I leave to your imagination.

Here's a truly charming video all the way from Israel...

THE NATIONAL ERECTION (Tel Aviv, 11 June 2007)

[First posted 11 March 2009]