"Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who
can't get his pants off." - Author Unknown
"God has no religion." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948) "If government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have. Government contains impure ingredients - as anybody who's looked at Congress can tell you... Government should be against the law. Term limits aren't enough. We need jail." - P.J. O'Rourke
"Progress may have been a good thing once, but it's gone on far too long." - Ogden Nash
"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." - Henry Ford
"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein
"We cannot solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein
"If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live." - Lin Yutang
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." - Bertrand Russell
