Saturday, April 14, 2007

And now... an iTech product exclusively for women!



More inspired madness from MadTV! What next from Apple?
The iBra and iPanty? The iCondom? The iLube and iDildo?
If you want to do some really serious business just use your trusty iPot! ;-)

Friday, April 13, 2007

Steve Jobs presents the very latest in iTechnology...



This video clip produced by MadTV has been a big hit on YouTube for weeks now. I'll just blog it here so I can look at it whenever I want. Good one, eh? [Embedding has been disabled, so you have to watch it by clicking on the YouTube link.]

And... oh, here's W's official response to the iRack vid ;-)...



Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Ian Xel Lungold explains the Mayan Calendar

Ian Xel Lungold isn't exactly a household name. But he found his way into my inbox a couple of years ago and I remember exchanging a couple of emails with him. All I knew was that he had teamed up with Swedish microbiologist, Carl Johan Calleman, and that the two of them were on a mission to demonstrate that José Argüelles (Valum Votan) had erred in his calculations for the Mayan Dreamspell Calendar.

My interest in the Mayan Calendar had initially been aroused by Argüelles's mindbending Mayan Factor: Path Beyond Technology (Bear & Co., 1986), and I couldn't really wrap my brain around the mathematics of it all, so I monitored Calleman and Lungold's efforts from a distance, without getting caught up in the controversy.

Carl & Ian in Cancun
On 10 October 2005 I received an email from Carl Johan Calleman informing me that Ian Lungold was very ill with a tumour in his throat. Five weeks later, on 16 November, Ian left his body. He was only 56.

It was only recently that I found the links to Ian Xel Lungold's 3-hour lecture on Consciousness and the Mayan Calendar (thanks to Jean Hudon). After viewing them at one sitting, I felt compelled to pass this crucial data on to anyone who really wants to understand the transformations we are undergoing as we quantum jump from planetary to galactic citizenship. According to the Mayan Calendar, we have less than 5 years to sort ourselves out.

Here are both parts of Ian's well-crafted and engaging talk. Each part is about 1½ hours long - but I assure you it's time well spent...

Part One

Click on the "CC" button to hide subtitles

Part Two


In Lak'ech
(Mayan for "I am another aspect of you!")

7 Transformer


A 2-HOUR VERSION OF IAN XEL LUNGOLD'S TALK CAN BE VIEWED HERE



Monday, April 9, 2007

A Sirius Warning to Errant World Leaders from the High Council

Photo at right: The original Sun Bear

[Sonja Holten, my virtual friend in Holland, sent me this message dated April 7, 2007, from Michael Sun Bear, earthly emissary of the Great White Brotherhood. I don't know who Michael Sun Bear is or if he's related to the famous Ojibwa medicine man named Sun Bear (1929-1992) who invited the Tibetan exile, Ngak’chang Rinpoche, to teach in America, but since the Warning from the Sirian High Council is pretty similar in tone to the one I would issue myself on a bad hair day, I decided to blog it instead of emailing it all around and annoying my skeptic friends. In the event that the Nameless Ones who work with Echelon and the NSA are monitoring my blog activities, will you kindly pass this message on to your handlers, thanks.]

I am Michael Sun Bear, and have been asked by the following Ascended Masters and Chiefs to deliver this message from the Great White Brotherhood.This communication must reach the decision-makers of the world and I am asking you to help me achieve their goal. It is critical that this message reaches all tribal nations as well as all levels of government globally.

Those of you in mass media, please print this message in your publications; those of you who know people in positions to get this message out please send it to them. It is time for humanity to stand side by side, rather than in opposition. The future of our planet depends on it.

Feedback is most welcome. Please email me if you have any questions or comments.

Peace & Light,

Michael Sun Bear
Intuitive & Peace Maker
Descendant of the Northeastern Tribes

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Greetings,

We are St. Germain, Ambassador to the Galactic Federation of Light, and Archangel Michael, Prince of the Archangels and the Angelic Hosts, Ascended Tribal Chiefs White Eagle and Sitting Bull. We have been chosen to address you on behalf of the entire Sirian High Council of the Great White Brotherhood under the Prime Creator.

We have come to impart a critical message to you regarding the calculated, diabolical, geopolitical stratagems of your current leaders. KNOW THAT YOUR PARTICIPATION DOES NOT GO UNNOTICED. We are the Warriors of the Light and are acutely aware of your devious plans to undermine all Spiritual Absolute Truths. We sit among you in your private meetings and listen as you scheme strategies for lustful personal gain of power and money. We have stood by and watched greed consume you as you destroy your nations. We will stand idly by no longer.

Many of you may choose to continue moving forward on these misguided paths, which are meshed with the Dark Lords. You are the ones that this stern warning from the Sirian High Council is addressing. Heed it immediately or face dire consequences. Dismantle the government agencies and programs you have allowed to exist that are geared to suppress, control and annihilate the populace. Ignore the warning and swift retribution is imminent.

Please let us reiterate. We know there are certain events scheduled to unfold shortly by institutions of government that will appear to the world once again to be the actions of so-called terrorists. This stern warning is being given for those of you who continue to walk in sheep's clothing, but secretly work for the diabolical forces of the Illuminati. YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS BY THE HIGH COUNCIL OF THE LIGHT.

Let us be more specific concerning what we know of your activities: the impending release of the Avian Flu virus as well as the unmarked planes that carry and dispense this flu virus through chemtrails; cover-ups of the government orchestrated events of 9/11; government misuse of the most advanced Tesla technologies; weather manipulation via the HAARP system; cloned crystals, secretive "black ops" projects as well as a host of covert agendas; violations of Nuclear Arms Treaties; space exploration hoaxes; abductions; rituals and human sacrifices like that of JonBenét Ramsey; Russia's overt and continued slaughter of her own people; billions of dollars, including most of the monies sent from the hearts of people globally following the 9/11 attacks, as well as the monies siphoned by the Federal Reserve System and the Central Bank, that are being held in European banks; illegal practices that have corrupted the Papacy. The list is endless.

We, the Sirian High Council of the Great White Brotherhood, affirm to you that justice is rapidly forthcoming and the Illuminati's corrupt stranglehold will be removed from this Earth in an instant swoop if the following demands are not complied with immediately:

-- George Bush, Sr. is to notify drug companies immediately to destroy the Avian Flu stockpile that has been produced thus far. He is to see that not one unmarked plane spreads this man-made virus.

-- Prince Phillip is to see that Prince Harry remains in England and no harm is to come to him. He is not to enter the War for which he is being trained.

-- Russian President Vladimir Putin is to see that no other lives are taken in Russia.

-- Humanitarian projects that misappropriate funds with no checks or balances must become accountable for their disbursements.

-- Corruption of Rome's Papacy is to come to an immediate halt.

-- All chemical and genetic engineering companies that partake in programs designed specifically to bring harm upon humanity are to desist at once.

-- President Bush is to immediately halt all nuclear lobbying with foreign countries and remove all existing nuclear programs. He is to release the embargoed free-energy technologies instead.

-- Global governments are to immediately halt blank-slate technology projects.

-- President Bush is to authorize the hearing of Sibel Edmond's case.

All warnings from the Sirian High Council are directed to these core Illuminati members: George Bush, Sr., President George W. Bush, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney, Ben Bernanke, Robert Gates, Vladimir Putin, Ehud Olmert, Benyamin Netanyahu, Dov S. Zakheim, Queen Elizabeth II, Tony Blair, Prince Charles, Prince Phillip, the House of Rothschild, David Rockefeller, Felipe Calderón, and Rupert Murdoch. Know that you are all on notice, and are being monitored by the Galactic Federation of the Light whose agents sit among you undetected. You are to cease and desist immediately or experience grave and humiliating discipline.

The United States of America was founded upon Spiritual Truths brought forth by your forefathers. Their intent in the original Constitution was for the People to have Free Will as well as Freedom. Planet Earth is a free-will zone, along with the entire Universe, and as such there is a respect for the sanctity of life and a commitment to never violating it. The honoring of all life-forms is paramount. Now time has arrived at a crossroads where the Dark Lords and the Warriors of the Light confront one another. You have been forewarned - if you choose to continue your heinous activities, you will fail miserably
.

St. Germain
Archangel Michael
Chief White Eagle
Chief Sitting Bull

911 Truth Movement: The Third Stage



"The attack on 911 was planned, organized and committed by treasonous perpetrators that have infiltrated the highest levels of our government." - Colonel Guy S. Razer USAF (ret.) / Pilots for 911 truth

"They promised you a 100-year war. We promise you they won't succeed." - 911 Truth Movement

[Videolink forwarded by Sunbear]

The Origin of Easter Eggs

Click to view juicy video.

Resurgam, folks!

Sunday, April 8, 2007

"9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" - Jim Marrs

[That was more or less my own take on it when I first learned about two planes crashing into the WTC on September 11, 2001. "Hmmm, the New World Order mob is getting real desperate, to pull a dangerous stunt like this!" was what I thought - and since that day I've been waiting for the American public to wake up from the hideous and hellish nightmare their Great Neo-Nazi Leaders have herded them willy-nilly into. Incredibly, almost half the U.S. population seems to have swallowed the CNN/Fox News spin lock, stock, and barrel. They actually supported Dick Cheney's plan to destroy the fictitious bogeyman "Al Qaeda" by bombing Afghanistan (and later Iraq) to smithereens. Perhaps the Moment of Truth is finally approaching....]



If you live in America, or have American friends, please click here, and alert them about this, thanks.