Quick, Tell Me A Jewish Joke!

These are exciting times as Malaysia reinvents itself while the BN Bumoids warp out into political oblivion. My nose has been buried in elephant dung for weeks on end, and I could do with a break. How about a Jewish joke I just received in the post?

A Jewish woman says to her mother:

"I'm divorcing Sheldon. All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece."

The Jewish Mother says:

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2500 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?"