Saturday, September 13, 2008

RETURN OF THE KING ~ A Pictorial Essay

Denethor, demented Steward of Gondor, has grown too fond 
of the power and wealth entrusted to him.
Alas! The Inflamed Sphincter of Power has poisoned the very soul of Mordoria...
Aragorn returns from the political wilderness 
to reclaim the throne of Gondor...
Meanwhile, Dr Gollumno (a former owner of The Sphincter), 
bides his time to snatch it back, plotting and scheming all the while...
But Dr G is destined to be the one who finally destroys his "Precioussss" 
- The Evil Sphincter of Power!
Aragorn is crowned King
in a moving ceremony.
The White Tree flowers once again in Gondor, 
liberated from the Curse of Dinosauron.
True love blossoms and flourishes at last in Tanah Tujuh.

The Little People
are the heroes of the day, hooray!