Tuesday, April 7, 2009

TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD :-)

pic courtesy of Knights Templar

CONGRATULATIONS, NIZAR!
THE RAKYAT'S HERO

CONGRATULATIONS, MANIKUMAR!
JOLLY GOOD SHOW, PKR!

DAMN GOOD FIGHT, JAWAH!
ALAS, TAIB'S POISON RUNS DEEP IN SARAWAK'S BLOODSTREAM.


COROLLARY...

You can run but you can't win, bub.
Your dad wasn't such a good guy as the spin-doctors say he was.
Kuan Yew described him as "an evil genius."

Turns out you're ten times worse.
You're no genius - just pure evil.
Like your party and all those who appointed you
Chief Hate Absorber.

Take my advice, bub...
pack your bags, grab that fat witch who has you by the balls,
and get the fuck out of the country.

Oh yes... and don't forget to take your Yemeni pet poodle with you!

Arf arf!



17 comments:

BrightEyes said...

Antares... it will be extremely difficult to win Batang Ai, given that your manpower & resources are split among the 3 B's. What more, considering that Sarawak is controlled by the warlord Taib who has all the money & men at his command, compared to what little you guys have materially.

That being said, I'm glad you won decisively in the former BN fortresses of Gantang & Selambau with equal or bigger majorities... despite the weekend...

But lets not get complacent... we still have lots to do.

Perjuangan akan berterusan...

donplaypuks® said...

So, Barisan and us won.

But don't forget own goal by MahaRosemajibMuk. That's what happens when you keep playing the same record to a public that wised up March 2008!

Hellalujah!

Eyes Wide Open said...

I declared a BN win for Batang Ai the moment news broke that the EC would not be counting the votes in the polling centres, instead transporting the boxes to the main counting centre and decided not to allow anyone near the ballot boxes during the transfer.

FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD!

Anonymous said...

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source...http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=10474

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Anonymous said...

Largest Landowner/

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No sh*t...surprise! surprise! I'm waiting for a skeptic to debunk this assertion. btw, have a nice day in your land, if u hv one ;-)

Anonymous said...

love the corollary !

Richard Loh said...

Antares,

These buggers are too thick skin to know what is shame. Tomorrow they are going to tell nice stories on how and why they lost but of course more time will be allotted for the Batang Ai win.

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU, GOD !!

Antares said...

You're perfectly welcome :-)

Antares said...

This comment was lifted from Malaysia Today reader Stormquest, whose wit bowled me over (hope you don't mind, buddy! :-)

written by Stormquest | April 08, 2009 02:23:53

Ahhh, yes. I can smell the fragrant blooms from our Pokok Demokrasi!

Yes, this was truly a “moose-the-headlights” moment for UMNO/BN as they really did not know what was going to hit them!

The spirits of Altantuya and Kugan came back to haunt them!

Najib thought that he was going to be the toast of the town when he became PM. Now, he’s just plain toast.

Mahathir did some great T-Rex moves, complete with roars, in the beginning… but has now shown that he is going the way of the dinosaurs, right to extinction.

Zambry now knows that his days are numbered, and that he has to reclaim his Indian identity, by shouting “Makkal Sakthi” before it's too late.

Other losers? Well there are lots more in the UMNO/BN. Suffice to say, that the rakyat will be happy to pay a one way trip for them to Mongolia, where our friends eagerly await them.

Anonymous said...

Hi Antares

Popular democracy is on the march in Malaysia. Lots of Chinese voted for PAS! I would too, if the candidate is a PAS moderate like Nizar. Malaysia, the Rainbow Nation.

YES, WE CAN! MALAYSIA BOLEH!

Phua Kai Lit

Covert_Operations'78 said...

That's not nice, Ant, comparing him to a poodle. Poodles may not be as bright, brave or resilient as mongrels could be, but poodles are NICE too. Poodles are not malicious or self-serving. Poodles are loyal. Poodles are not evil, shifty or untrustworthy. Poodles are not afraid to get their paws wet. I think you owe poodles an apology.

Antares said...

You're right, my dear Ms Wong. My deep prejudice against poodles is showing. Can't help it if I think they're totally ridiculous. High-pitched yapping irritates the hell out of me.

I guess infinite potatoheadedness in high office has the same effect on me. I'm quite used to dealing with low IQs and have learned to accept humans just as they are. They can be lovable for a very broad range of qualities - not just intelligence. However, low IQs compounded with arrogance is absolutely insufferable - and that describes Umno perfectly.

Dear Poodles of the Universe, please don't take this personally, but you know, if I were a poodle I'd make it a habit to run after
20-ton trucks....

Anonymous said...

Thank you dear Antares for being a daring CFC. Catalyst for Change xxx

Anonymous said...

low IQs compounded with arrogance -

yeahhhh that's what called "bodoh takpah tapi lagi garang"

kah kah kah kah

Anonymous said...

Didn't know you are a fan of meatloaf and jim steinman :-)

peng said...

LOL!
A darn good piece of advice to pink lips! And I love the names you gave them, Antares! (smile)