Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg have been good friends since childhood.They decide to start a business together.
Schwartz says, "Okay, I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says he'll put in $200,000.
Ginsburg says, "Alright, I'll put in $50."
Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you will be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $50 you can be our Sex Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsburg asks: "Sex Adviser? Umm, what exactly do you mean by that?"
Cohen replies: "It means, when we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."
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Al Pacino as Shylock in The Merchant of Venice
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[Contributed by Raj. First posted 11 July 2009]
