Wednesday, July 1, 2020


Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg have been good friends since childhood.

They decide to start a business together.

Schwartz says, "Okay, I'll invest $100,000."

Cohen says he'll put in $200,000.

Ginsburg says, "Alright, I'll put in $50."

Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you will be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $50 you can be our Sex Adviser."

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks: "Sex Adviser? Umm, what exactly do you mean by that?"

Cohen replies: "It means, when we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."

Al Pacino as Shylock in The Merchant of Venice

[Contributed by Raj. First posted 11 July 2009]


backStreetGluttons said...

Thats why their Engrish is so f@ck#ng powerful & Malaysia's so
f*%king useless

oceanbiru said...

In Malaysia, the $50 guy becomes the CEO and President of the Corporation.

Anonymous said...

Hey!, Sex Advisers are the MCA and MIC and Gerakan within BN. Don't you dare give that title to anyone else.

Pat said...

Hahaha! Good one! And you're comment gallery above, they know their stuff, too! :)

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