Sunday, July 12, 2009

Umno Rogues Gallery (Partial Listing)

Look at those cold-fish cunning ruthless shifty eyes. Eyes that show no emotion, dead eyes behind which no human soul is visible, as though he has mortgaged it to Mephistopheles for a brief spell of earthly power. This slimy swamp creature from Pahang was so hellbent on wresting Perak from Pakatan right after the general election he was prepared to spend RM50 million buying the loyalties of a few MPs of dubious character. What prompted him to embark on such a desperate and misguided gambit, just to flex his pack-leader muscles prior to the Umno General Assembly and impress the yokels? Sheer arrogance and the absolute absence of any ethical sense whatsoever. Lacking charm, intellectual appeal, bereft of novel ideas, and burdened with the heaviest political baggage of any politician in Malaysian history, this man can only win by resorting to dirty tricks, bribery, intimidation and voodoo courtesy of his spouse. Anyone who so much as shakes his hand is instantly CONTAMINATED!

Malaysia's own Lady Macbeth (some say a cousin of Black Magic Woman Mona Fandey or at least a soul-sister) who set her sights on wealth and power decades ago - and singlemindedly clawed her way to the top, stepping over, casting aside or blowing up anyone who stood in her way.

Totally uninspiring, typical potatohead Umno warlord, long past use-by date as a human being. Has yet to utter a single intelligent, original, constructive thought outside of the Ketuanan Melayu box. As though it wasn't tragic enough that he managed to maneuver his way into the deputy PM's post, he also took over as education minister.... HELP!!!

A face that can sink a thousand ships and wreck the Constitution. Portrait of a 2nd echelon corporate gangster. A sight that induces spontaneous vomiting. Not in a miilion years will any decent Malaysian recognize this smug and uncouth sleazebag as Mentri Besar of Perak. Podah!

Click to enlarge so you can see closeup the miserable faces of Perak's rogue State Assembly (courtesy of Knights Templar)

Young Turk who had a lot going for him (youth, good looks, British education, political connections)... but, alas, he opted to join a dead duck party on the brink of extinction. Also, he succumbed to temptation and stuffed his own pockets too full while his father-in-law was asleep on the job. Now he's every bit as corrupt as all the others - and perhaps even more dangerously evil, since he has to try so much harder just to be accepted by the crime syndicate he's part of. But let's not write him off completely just yet. There's a minute possibility he might have a satori moment and come to his senses before he gets sucked down the bottomless pit of damnation with the others...

This rhinoceros-skinned blackguard operates on an erratic and volatile mix of 65% egomania and 35% unmitigated malice. Under his watch as chief minister, bureaucratic corruption and self-aggrandizement spread throughout the state like a cancer, along with hazardous hillslope housing projects and massive and almost immeasurable misappropiation of public funds. A rabid racist who seems obsessed with attractive, intelligent Chinese women politicians - constantly torn between an atavistic compulsion to savagely rape, strangulate and mutilate their provocative bodies... or annihilate their political reputations. Only cure for his disease in its present advanced stage is compulsory castration... or permanent exile to Kampong Melayu, Sumatra.

This guy used to be one of the few Umno warlords with a touch of class and even a trace of culture. He really ought to have quit politics while the going was good and people still had a modicum of respect for him. Too late now. As communications minister all he appears to be doing is issue stern warnings to bloggers and hardline critics of Umno/BN. Sounds just like a constipated dinosaur, utterly pathetic and completely out of sync with the times. Prrrrp.

The Ultimate Umno Rogue Elephant. He sodomized the police, judiciary, media, civil service, and an entire generation of Malaysians. Enough said. Time to pull the plug on this cynical, self-serving megalomaniac.