Thursday, January 6, 2011

Joke of the day: 1Malaisea (revisited)

Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.

The Devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[Courtesy of V. Cornelius]


homesick said...

nicely said mate :) hahahaha

Monyet King said...

Soon calls to Selangor State Secretary's office will be dirt cheap too... it is the new hell.

Anonymous said...

Calls from Msia to Burma, Somalia, Zimbabwe and North Korea are "local".

Anonymous said...

Reality exposed n communicated. So do not associated with this "hellland" they are "develish", piggery, animalistic n barbarous.

Crankster said...

Actually, if you ask me, it went to hell since Mahathir took over. We may have seen "progress" on a superficial level, but that's really when the rot started.

Anonymous said...

Don't call me, MACC will call you.

budiawanhutasoit said...

in indonesia, we change Mahathir to late Suharto.. :D

footballscoretoday said...

LOL ... poor Mahathir