Saturday, July 21, 2012

In loving memory of the laminated sign on the Bamboo Palace loo...


INSTRUCTIONS
ON THE USE OF THE
MALAYSIA BOLEH
OR ZEN TOILET


There is a special technique for
getting optimum performance
from this 100% plastic, BN-approved cistern:

GENTLENESS & FOCUSED AWARENESS!

Try a firm, confident, resolute,
conscious but very gentle push…
then quickly release the lever
and wait till the water stops
flowing into the bowl.
An indecisive lever action
will keep the water running into
the bowl incessantly.

(Our water bill once totalled RM111
before the problem was identified)

TURN OFF THE SUPPLY TAP
AT THE METER BESIDE THE MAIN HOUSE 
IF WATER DOESN’T STOP FLOWING.

TURN ON AGAIN AFTER 10 MINUTES.

(AND NEVER AGAIN VOTE BN!)


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