Wednesday, July 8, 2009

I wanna be a body snatching tomb raider!

Golly gee... is THIS what a body snatcher looks like?
Snatch mine, baby, and I'll return the favor!

Ooooh, please.... promise you'll raid my tomb
and take me all the way to paradise!

Tomb raiding and body snatching is an ancient and dangerous profession. 

Many have succumbed to a malevolent curse shortly after they violated a protected tomb.

Majlis Agama Islam Selangor (MAIS) didn't invent body snatching.
In fact, they're really lousy at it, creating a huge mess every time.
Congratulations, MAIS, for giving Islam a rotten reputation.

Why don't you guys return to the 15th century where you belong?*

Thank You!

*What's that you say? We are in the 15th century?
Going by the Islamic calendar, this year happens to be 1430 AH?
Ummm... maybe you should consider going all the way back to 3,000 BC
- before the advent of Abraham?



backStreetGluttons said...

Thats what happens when lunatiks run our country , taking a cue from the ahem...
crime minister

Gadfly said...

Only human beings bury the dead. Animals don't. This is what makes the difference between human beings and animals. But body-snatching, or to be precise corpse-snatching, by certain human beings is what animals don't even do,if I am not mistaken.This must be a new form of evolution or de-evolution.

Starmandala said...

BSG - Don't forget, a beautiful Mongolian Mata Hari was bodysnatched from right in front of Abdul Razak Baginda's residence around 7:30PM on 19 Oct 2006. She was never seen alive again. I guess being blown to atoms with C4 is considered a halal form of burial.

Gadfly - traditional bodysnatchers do it for gain. Common graverobbers sell stolen cadavers to medical students and teaching hospitals. Royal tomb raiders hoped to make huge profits selling priceless artefacts on the black market. Closer home, agencies like MAIS do it to show non-Malays just who is the Tuan around here... but in many instances, it can be quite lucrative, since the family whose loved one's body is snatched may no longer be entitled to benefit from any property he left behind.

Anonymous said...

animals dun bury but makan the dead bodies !
btw cats do bury their .....shits !

Anonymous said...

Preparing For Civil Unrest

Anonymous said...

Thursday, July 09, 2009
The Coming State of Chaos and Disorder.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, the last pic is so scary looking. Nightmares!

Gadfly said...

Body-snatchers are anti-life in trying to control the living through the dead. Anti-life aggression are useful to prop up authoritarianism.