Wednesday, July 8, 2009

I wanna be a body snatching tomb raider!

Golly gee... is THIS what a body snatcher looks like?
Snatch mine, baby, and I'll return the favor!

Ooooh, please.... promise you'll raid my tomb
and take me all the way to paradise!


Tomb raiding and body snatching is an ancient and dangerous profession. 

Many have succumbed to a malevolent curse shortly after they violated a protected tomb.

Majlis Agama Islam Selangor (MAIS) didn't invent body snatching.
In fact, they're really lousy at it, creating a huge mess every time.
Congratulations, MAIS, for giving Islam a rotten reputation.

Why don't you guys return to the 15th century where you belong?*

Thank You!

*What's that you say? We are in the 15th century?
Going by the Islamic calendar, this year happens to be 1430 AH?
Ummm... maybe you should consider going all the way back to 3,000 BC
- before the advent of Abraham?


HERE'S ONE BODY THEY WON'T DARE SNATCH IN MALAYSIA...

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