Malaysian Institute of Advanced Sodomology

Faculty of the Malaysian Institute of Advanced Sodomology

L-R: Mahathir Mohamad (patron), Musa Hassan (proctor), Daim Zainuddin (purser), Naif Ton Rasa 

(vice-chancellor), Gani Patail (dean), Shafee Abdullah (professor emeritus)

GET OFF YOUR SMELLY BUTTS, PEOPLE! 
THIS IS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME TO WIN A FULL SCHOLARSHIP FROM THE CRIME MINISTER'S DEPARTMENT. ACHIEVE YOUR AMBITION TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL ASSHOLE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TESTIFY AGAINST A CERTAIN OPPOSITION LEADER...

Enrolment starts at 9:00AM, 8 July 2009
@ the Jalan Duta Court Complex


Please wait at the Rear Entrance
or contact recruitment officer Saiful Azlan Bukhari @ 012-2143177

For more details go here!