Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Malaysian Institute of Advanced Sodomology

Faculty of the Malaysian Institute of Advanced Sodomology
L-R: Mahathir Mohamad (patron), Musa Hassan (proctor), Daim Zainuddin (purser), Naif Ton Rasa 
(vice-chancellor), Gani Patail (dean), Shafee Abdullah (professor emeritus)


GET OFF YOUR SMELLY BUTTS, PEOPLE! 
THIS IS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME TO WIN A FULL SCHOLARSHIP FROM THE CRIME MINISTER'S DEPARTMENT. ACHIEVE YOUR AMBITION TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL ASSHOLE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TESTIFY AGAINST A CERTAIN OPPOSITION LEADER...

Enrolment starts at 9:00AM, 8 July 2009
@ the Jalan Duta Court Complex



Please wait at the Rear Entrance
or contact recruitment officer Saiful Azlan Bukhari
@ 012-2143177

For more details go here!

11 comments:

backStreetGluttons said...

got scholarship one ah ? We need that !

btw that was a fresh & fantastic logo makeover
cheers !

Antares said...

BSG - Glad you like the new Magick River banner... or are you referring to the MIAS logo?

masterwordsmith said...

Dear Antares

I LOVE your new blog banner too! Did you take the pic yourself?

This is an excellent piece. Witty, max in satirical humor and concise indeed.

Take care!

backStreetGluttons said...

Antares
you are more funny when you are serious
LOL !

Anonymous said...

Siakap senohong
Ikan gelama duri
Najib cakap bohong
tak kenal langsung Saiful Bukhari

------------x----------------------

Anjing selongkar sampah
Keretapi Rawang tiba lewat
Najib tak ikhlas angkat sumpah
Kerajaan BN yang kena liwat

Vijay Kumar Murugavell

Jeckyll said...

Don't mock, Antares! Our years of pain-staking research on sodomy will definitely bear fruits one day, mark my words! We are the foremost indisputable experts on rear-ending, right on the very cutting edge itself! I'll bet our angkasawans did secret sodomic experiments in space to advance our wealth of knowledge. This is something all Malaysians can certainly be proud of! :)

pinsysu said...

take the scholarship & donate to BR Bloggers Fund ...

Anonymous said...

Daim too ? ....why/how , pls !

Antares said...

Anonymous @ 9:02AM - Daim was inserted as an afterthought. I recall hearing reports that he was the sponsor of '50 reasons why Anwar cannot be PM' - printed & distributed by Rahim Thamby Chik. As finance minister Anwar was unhappy with Mahathir & Daim using Petronas & EPF money to bail out their own blue-eyed boys. Anwar agreed with the IMF recommendation that badly mismanaged companies be allowed to sink, leaving the well-managed ones (which would mean the end of Mokhzani & Mirzan Mahathir, Halim Saad, Tajuddin Rosli, Wan Azmi Wan Hamzah, et alia). That's the real reason Anwar had to be accused of bisexuality and crucified politically.

sean said...

Jeckyll: "pain-staking"
Ouch! Did he really stake the pain? How to stake if you don't have wood?

Anonymous said...

You rock, Antares.