Thursday, February 25, 2010

Najib's 3 Stooges fuck up in Washington

Nazri's talk was so boring even JJ read the newspaper
By Raja Petra Kamarudin in Washington, D.C.*

It was a strange scene at the Center for Strategic and International Studies (CSIS) in Washington on Wednesday morning. When the seminar on Governance & Rule of Law in Malaysia began, only one of the speakers came into the room, Nazri Abdul Aziz.

Attorney-General Gani Patail and former Chief Justice Abdul Hamid Mohamed were somehow nowhere to be seen.

And in good Malaysian fashion, the seminar started 10 minutes late.

The seminar's chairman, Ernest Bower, looked tired and nervous, saying that he had received a number of e-mails expressing concern that the seminar would not be balanced. He said that he wants a dialogue on important issues. Therefore he also has invited the opposition to speak at CSIS. He hopes they will accept.

Ernest Bower then shocked the audience of about 40 people by saying that the session was 'off the record'. The flyer announcing the seminar never said it was an off the record session.

It doesn't matter though. The session was so boring there is very little to report anyway.

Malaysian Ambassador to the US, Jamaluddin Jarjis a.k.a. JJ, spoke for two minutes. He just said that he is working very hard to improve relations with the US (whenever he happens to be in town, that is). He made no mention, though, whether the new US$150,000 Porsche he just bought is paid for by the Malaysian taxpayers or by him personally.

Nazri said that it was just a coincidence that he, Gani and Abdul Hamid happen to be in Washington at the same time. (Sure. If you believe that then I have half a bridge to Singapore to sell you.) He said he didn't know where the two missing persons were.

He then introduced the "four members of my delegation," all MPs. (Talk about wasting the taxpayers’ money!) Two of them were PKR turncoats, including the infamous Zahrin Mohamed Hashim.

[Read the whole hilarious report here.]

That was no typo. The by-line reads: "By Raja Petra Kamarudin in Washington, D.C." This man has certainly earned his stripes as the Ultimate Cyberguerrilla. RPK's was the earliest and most detailed report on the Washington PR fiasco financed by Malaysian taxpayers. Respect and Love, Bro! :-) 



Monyet King said...

Antares, you owe an apology to Moe, Larry and Curly. The 3 Stooges have been humilitated by the association with Jibby and gang.

Starmandala said...

I get your point, Dr Bala, well put! Truth is, these Scumno scoundrels are a grievous insult to anyone or anything you compare them with. They're in a class of their own.

Anonymous said...

So, they fucked up. So what's new?

But, they did enjoy themselves at the expense of our tax money.

I'm sure JJ would have been a most gracious host. After all, its not his money they're all spending.

The 747 will surely be overloaded on the trip back. The wives & entourage would have shopped like mad. There goes even more of our hard earn tax money.

I wonder how the 4 of em' managed to squeeze into JJ's new Porsche?

Anonymous said...

in the top pic, the middle one sure do look like nazi. albeit a kwai-lor version.

Donplaypuks® said...


They not only fuck up, they also fuck down, these useles politicians!! And now and then they rabaraba and get awy with it too!

Come the revolution....sigh!

We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Anonymous said...

The fact that JJarjis read the newspaper while what's his name was speaking just shows he is rude, has no class and is not fit to be a diplomat!

Even if the speaker is boring or if one hates the speaker and wants to insult him(was that the case?), no polite and civil person does that. One can pretend to "listen". "Diplomat" my butt- sorry, Sayfool's butt!

Crankster said...

I swear, I love the way RPK gets his scoops!