Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Buy Your Own Crowd Control Gear!

Getting too popular for comfort? Fans becoming a bloody nuisance? Tired of getting mobbed by autograph hunters every time you step out? Well, that's the price of success. The next time you make a public appearance, be prepared...

Ride out in perfect security and style in your customized riot control vehicle! USD123,000 OTR.

Comes equipped with patented SECPRO TurboJet® Water Cannons (Dual or Single) with your choice of 3,000, 6,000 or 10,000 liter tanks. It's easy to add Pepper Spray, Tear Gas, or Food Dyes to the tanks. Laugh till you're fit to bust as you chase away the riff-raff with high-powered jets that can knock down a 200-lb adult male at 131 feet!

How about replenishing your supply of Tear Gas or Pepper Spray? Order your crowd-control accessories online with your Visa or Mastercard or use PayPal.

ALWAYS WEAR YOUR GAS MASK BEFORE LAUNCHING TEAR GAS OR PEPPER SPRAY ATTACK!

Get the latest models from ApprovedGasMasks.com. Enquire about bulk discounts when you purchase a whole container-load for your fun-loving buddies.

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Get one for your best pal too!
THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL: 
PORTABLE LPG FLAME-THROWER

This will teach all those queers who laugh at you 
behind your back and call you a moron!

[First published 15 November 2007, 5 days after BERSIH...]



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yes, yes. the government should call tender for these. or better, just go for direct negotiation with a "in-betweener" from a rm2 paid up company registered months ago before they make the announcement.

with the current state of affairs, knowing how well the government is able to forecast events and future development, it is better to equip now than to get caught with their pants, underwear, gutters, stockings, make up all down.

same as they forecasted bakun dam, facebook, pkfz, crooked bridge, submarines, landslides, mrt, tolls, petrol price, bankrupt nation, etc etc.

after all, getting these will also mean giving it back to the people, literally.