Getting too popular for comfort? Fans becoming a bloody nuisance? Tired of getting mobbed by autograph hunters every time you step out? Well, that's the price of success. The next time you make a public appearance, be prepared...
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[First published 15 November 2007, 5 days after BERSIH...]