Saturday, March 5, 2016

Pterodactyl Porn: sins of our ancestors (revisited)

In conjunction with the worldwide celebration of Wesuck Day, LoyarBurok has launched its Porn Week (under the incomparable curatorship of June Low aka Lady Baba). This is what Ms Low has to say:

Porn is everywhere. Everywhere you go people are either talking about it or they’re emulating it. And don’t even try to argue the exceptions. I was stuck in a traffic jam just last week and all I heard was "Porn porn! Porn porn! Porn porn!" - Malaysians are all about the porn and it’s time LoyarBurok got in on the action.


"Now I can't die saying I've never seen pterodactyl porn."
She also posted a photo depicting pterodactyl porn which, for some strange reason, fired my imagination and aroused my prediluvian prurience. I dedicate this bizarre post to all crabalocker fishwives and pornographic priestesses (with or without knickers, so long as they have friendly knockers)...

Er.. is that a glass dildo you've got in your beak, mister?
Not really a pterodactyl, but definitely a prehistoric prick
Why would anyone stick this on their car windscreen?
As a warning, perhaps, to drivers who forget
to look in their rear mirrors?
Muhammad exploring the Seven Heavens on the back of a pterodactyl?
Must be some defence contractor trying to stir up a hornets' nest of violent protest...
I found lots of other kinky images while googling for pterodactyl porn. Interspecial erotic fantasies must be far more widespread than gets reported in the mainstream media...

Fancy some hot sex with a mature rubber plant?
Whatever happened to "birds of a feather"?
"Hahaha, your beard is ticklish!"
Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf...
Just another horny little guy from Outer Space...
Wookie goes for some royal nookie...
Uh, oh.. Jabba's got a big crush on Leia...
"What else can I do? Wear platform shoes?"
"Is this is what you call necking?"
"Fuck-a-duck, fuck-a-duck!" Hey, it grows on you!
"Wow... talk about tight pussy!"
"Dang! Forgot to get ciggies on the way home..."
Girls, never marry a prince who has spent time as an amphibian!
Pachyderm porn is fast gaining popularity in developing countries 
obsessed with their own GDP.

Horny is good when it come to skin flicks...
Even Lizard Men need blowjobs too.

Sensible advice we should all heed.

Click here for more Porn Week family fun!

[First posted 3 October 2013]


1 comment:

caravanserai said...


The images of porn
It never goes away
It stays in our eyes
Though many try to hide

The dogs especially
Dragging it along for hours
In full public view
There is no shame at all

Adults will hurry it away
Taking the young “Don't look!”
As the dogs do the visual display
The doggy style the dewdrops of paint

Even in Gopeng town
The motorists will not fail to see
Using a bit of imagination
The long ribbed penis pole

In Putrajaya the street lamp posts
The designing images of our genitals
Displaying in the public roads
Everyday the motorists will see

It needs a bit of imagination
The structures in public
It tells us we see porn everyday
Without it life must be boring!