Thursday, September 13, 2012

Never too late to self-castrate ~ a very short poem by Antares


Never too late to self-castrate 
And change your name to Fidel Castro. 
Sweet is the date that grows on palms 
And fills our calendars. 
Why masturbate? Emancipate 
Your hand from demeaning work. 
We anticipate, as we replicate 
Ourselves by scientific procedure, 
A cleaner, purer world 
Totally devoid of jerks.




5 comments:

masterymistery said...

hehehe... thanks for lightening my day!

fakemalaysianews said...

Completely Brilliant! :) :)

Antares said...

Thanks, guys! FYI this bit of doggerel was extracted from "Fornicate For Freedom" - a full-length essay published here in March 2010.

Crankster said...

Laughed my ass off!

Anonymous said...

We would like inform to all committees of SAMNAK SAMBODHI BUDDHIST TEMPLE, No: 19 Jalan 38 Taman Desa Jaya, Kepong, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. There are so many Myanmar condemnations about when anyone wants to become the monks, who chief monk requests them to pay about RM400.00 per head.

This is one of crushing shame and exploitation because may be that cost high for Myanmar, also this is one kind of business system in Buddhist, all of us must think in correctly, Buddha went to became a monk with free of charge and he practiced to attain Enlightenment without any cent of dollar to spend, sometimes needed to referred from the Buddha times.

Buddhist Temple in Malaysia 100% supported by public. The committees of Temple, they worked as voluntary and take care of Temple with organized but in Temple not allowed to played politic because in Temple must be clean and welcome all everyone.

Recently, do bad and good must careful because everything’s huge complaint in Internet, about Buddhist teaching a lot of at Internet, sometimes we can’t tell lie to the others one.

We must help Myanmar people as they came to Malaysia to work, earn money and save money for their family at home.

We are Malaysia Buddhist must help Myanmar Buddhist, not to cheated them because they came to our country to work, we must show our good quality and our good Buddhist. Not like some committees members cheated money Myanmar monks; this is very bad Malaysia Buddhist.

Hope YIP KUM FOOK (MCA GOMBAK) realizes himself, now many people know in what he done for Buddhist, Buddhist Kamma will attack to everyone, if they do bad or good.

Ah Lee
Bukit Desa, Kepong…..