Tuesday, August 19, 2008

IGP OUT OF ACTION! WHO'S NEXT?

Malaysiakini, 19 Aug 2008

Remember the "controversial circumstances" under which Musa Hassan's contract as IGP was extended? Well, most of us vividly recall that Musa Hassan was head of the police prosecution team assigned to secure Anwar Ibrahim's conviction during the scandalous 1998 sodomy trial that saw a "semen-stained" mattress being carried in and out of court at least 20 times. That was perhaps the only bit of comic relief in what was a tragic example of what can happen when the independence and integrity of a nation's judiciary are undermined by political hubris.

I was raised on a diet of cartoons - my favorites being Chuck Jones and Fritz Freleng's Looney Tunes series featuring Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester and Tweety, Yosemite Sam, Pepé Le Pew, Marvin the Martian, Foghorn Leghorn, and guest-starring the Tasmanian Devil. Perhaps that's why I often view the ongoing dramas around me as some sort of computer-generated 3D animated feature where nobody actually dies - not even when a 2-ton anvil gets dropped on their heads. Why, all that happens is that they flap around like a pancake or turn into a concertina for a few hilarious seconds before regaining their proper form.

Let's be honest and admit that all of us are inclined to cheer when we see a villain come to a horrible end or suffer some humiliating misfortune - the way Lord Farquaard gets eaten by the Dragon even as he attempts to crown himself King of Duloc. Years ago I recall letting out a whoop of joy when I read that General Zia-ul-Haq (right) had perished in a plane crash. Now here's a fellow I had never met and with whom I had no personal quarrel - but it so happens I just couldn't stand the sight of him. By most accounts the General was a tinpot despot with a cold-blooded, ruthless streak.

When John Lennon was shot by Mark David Chapman on 8 December 1980, my immediate reaction was entirely different. I felt sharp pains in my stomach region and walked around in a daze for hours. It was almost as if John Lennon had been an integral part of me - and that part had been cruelly snatched away.

What has all this got to do with Musa Hassan's bypass surgery? Well, unless he's Malaysia's first Robocop, I expect he's going to be out of action for quite a spell. He can't be plotting and scheming to get Anwar in the next few weeks - and I pretty much expect that rather than return to work, he might opt for early retirement, taking this as a warning from his heart that he hasn't been listening to it for a very long while. Not that his convalescence will get him exempted from prosecution for all the dirty deeds he has done at the behest of his political masters in Umno.

I'm reminded of all the misfortunes that befell several key players in Sodomy I, starting with key prosecution witness, Azizan Abu Bakar (right), erstwhile driver to Wan Azizah, who must have been offered huge sums of money to testify that his boss had sodomized him repeatedly. Even as the trial was proceeding, Azizan lost his wife in a serious car accident; and shortly after that he was caught with a whore in a hotel by religious officers, convicted of khalwat (close proximity) and sentenced to 6 months in jail.

Then there was the mysterious death of Dr Ristina Majid who had a stroke in Jakarta while attending a conference. She was the one who goaded Azizan Abu Bakar into bearing false witness against Anwar and coached him for his role as key prosecution witness. Her father was so upset he disowned and never forgave her for what she did to Anwar.

Ristina Majid was reportedly in love with Aziz Shamsuddin (left), another key conspirator and now a member of Abdullah's cabinet. The story goes that Aziz Shamsuddin was also involved in a bad car crash in which his wife died. When her body was taken to the hospital, a RM3 million cheque was found on her, issued by a contractor to whom her husband had awarded a big project.

The Attorney-General who presided over Anwar's prosecution was Tan Sri Mohtar Abdullah (right). This is what became of him shortly after he retired in 2000: "He lingered in a one-year coma after falling down and hitting his head when he suffered a stroke. The doctors at the Subang Medical Centre had to cut open his skull to relieve the swelling on the brain but they could not sew it back because of the swelling. The skull finally had to be taped with plaster to prevent the brain from falling out. When he finally died [on 8 July 2003], his head had shrunk and those who saw him at the time of his death said that his head looked like a monkey’s head. How befitting someone who did not use his brain when he was alive and who ‘monkeyed’ around with the justice system." [Source: FreeAnwar.net]

The top cop who beat a handcuffed Anwar black-and-blue while under police custody, then Inspector-General of Police, Rahim Noor, lied vigorously about his savage act of reprehensible brutishness - but when a Royal Commission of Inquiry was set up to investigate the unwarranted violence against Anwar, Rahim Noor quickly confessed and resigned on 7 January 1999. He was let off with only a 3-month jail sentence and quietly released after serving only 6 weeks. Rahim Noor may have lost his gratuity and pension, but I'm told he had a hand in quite a few businesses, including a petrol station near the Damansara Jaya exit off the NKVE. Rumor has it that the ex-IGP (who called himself Bapak Lanun or Father of Pirates) suffered a stroke some years back and can no longer play golf... or Wrathful God of Umno.

Ummi Hafilda Ali, a diehard Mahathirite and among the first to accuse Anwar of sexual misconduct, was widely rumored to have had USD2 million deposited in an Israeli bank for her role in the farcical court proceedings. I wonder if she's been able to enjoy her ill-gotten gains. At least, she's reportedly still alive, and was last sighted at an event where she publicly called for Abdullah Badawi's resignation. I suppose being described as "a small-time prostitute" by pioneer cyberjournalist Sabri Zain was punishment enough - despite her tearful, vehement claims of being a 32-year-old virgin. She must be 42 now and, presumably, still virgo intacta. Perhaps the ultimate punishment for Ummi is that her brother Azmin Ali has remained loyal to Anwar Ibrahim all these years and is, in fact, the vice-president of Parti KeADILan Rakyat.

Have we left anyone out? Oh yes... let's not forget Justice Augustine Paul (right), the infamous "irrelevant" judge who presided over the kangaroo court that sentenced Anwar Ibrahim to 15 years imprisonment - 6 for "abuse of power" plus an additional 9 for sodomy (subsequently appealed and overturned under Abdullah Badawi's administration). So what's become of Augustine Paul? I hear he was elevated to Federal Court Judge status and is due for retirement soon. Rumors abound that he took the precaution of sending his family to Australia where he owns a fair amount of property. I doubt you will ever spot Augustine Paul anywhere near a PKR ceramah.

Now let's see what destiny holds for Attorney General Abdul Gani Patail, special assistant to Mohtar Abdullah in 1998, who led the relentless prosecution against Anwar (seems to be dangerously habit-forming). Somehow I find it hard to visualize any happily ever afters for this dubious Mamak from Sabah.

What about Saiful Bukhari bin Azlan, the inconsequential asshole that would destroy Malaysia's dream of a New Dawn? Anyone care to predict this young man's future?

How about THIS old man featured below in a rare confession of abuse of power?


Will he be garlanded at the gates of paradise for turning Malaysia into Bolehland? Will our descendants gaze upon the Petronas Twin Towers and give thanks that we once had such a Great Leader, whose grandiloquent vision of development very nearly bankrupted the treasury? Or will he have to experience 2,020 incarnations as a genetically modified chicken?

14 comments:

fade0 said...

Don't these fools believe in god and punishment? And how god promises severe reprecussions/repayment for evils done on another human being?

For me, my concience keeps me up at night even for little things like shortchanging someone or being rude, for fear of punishment by god in this world or worst hereafter.

What goes around comes around.

A pity these fools are dumb enough not to realize this.

Anonymous said...

The Gates to Hell is already wide open.

Those manned by humans in MAS and Airasia, is their only gateway.

Most in my illusion are already planning on running like what a loan shark debtor.

You know something, the By-Pass may be fake and is a means of saving face for early exit and save himself from the on slaught of the rakyat should BN fall. (BN's demise should be eminent).

Silently in my evil prayers, I am cursing those named in the article). Heading the list is all the fucking Tun's who think they can seek imunity with their titles.

Go to Hell TDM, TDZ, TLLS, enjoy the dungeans in hell and be sodomised there together with all your cronies.


I have looked at my crystal ball, I see Rafidah and Sharizat jilat all you morons in an orgy in hell.

I also now enjoy cursing you corrupt BN government and hope my curse will come true.

Anonymous said...

Antares, you missed another one, THE MOTHER OF ALL CONSPIRATORS, The COMMISSION MAN, the one who has no qualms about blowing up young mothers with C4 and swears he is innocent, the one who guided Saiful to act like a shithole, the one who swears that his keris will bathe in Chinese blood, and the one who stereotypes Indians as scrap metal collectors.

Gerald Wee Eng Kian said...

Heh, mentioned it before. This land now called Malaysia has a tendency to kill any prince that gets in the way of the business. The history here is also so brutal that it's not funny. Before that happens I pray the BN buggers close shop and make restitution before the spiritual safeguards here kick in and deliver Justice Karma. Never been pretty for the rogue kings and princes when that happens.

It all comes down to grace and having the integrity to show that any sort of shit is incapable of sticking on to them. My prayers are for anyone in search of both.

Anonymous said...

Karma...karma...karma...karma...chameleon....very chilling.

What about the mansion Zak??

Antares said...

In response to the comment - "Antares, you missed another one, THE MOTHER OF ALL CONSPIRATORS, The COMMISSION MAN" - I think I know who you're referring to :-) Yes, of course, there's a place reserved for him (and his spouse) in the Hall of Infamy. Truth be told, EVERY SINGLE UMNO LEADER belongs in there. Do you think Syed Hamid Albar, Rais Yatim, Shahrizat, Khairy Jamaluddin, et alia, can be omitted? If I mentioned them ALL, this would become a 50-part blogpost! There are other villainous twits who deserve to be included - like that Merican fler who's in charge of the MMA, the deputy health minister Whats-his-silly-face; not to forget that fatuous fuckwit from MCA Youth, that Big Bodeker named Liow!
Eeeyur.... TOO CREEEEEEEEPY!!!!

donplaypuks® said...

I'm no supporter of the IGP and there is no doubt that justice will prevail.

But nevertheless, as someone who himself has been half to to meet my his MAKER and back, I wish him a speedy recovery. I'm sure he has a wife and children who deserve some sympathy & support.
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Antares said...

Hi Donplaypuks! Good to see you again :-) I'm not wishing an early death for Musa Hassan - just early retirement! And I wish the same to Najib, Hishamuddin, Syed Hamid Albar, Rais Yatim, and Khairy Jamaluddin. No point wasting energy wishing Pak Blah an early retirement - he's as good as gone!

fergie said...

I don't think anyone without a conscience believe in Karma or God's punishment.

donplaypuks® said...

Antares,

Enjoyed that 'shit' philosophy post.

I have no doubt the Govt will have to medically board out the IGP soon.

With the Saiful case, missing drug-hauls and insider jobs, Israeli's & Singaporeans involved in Polis HQ computerization, Altantuya case, RPK accusations etc etc etc, the stress would have been enough to KO a man twice the size of MH.

The $64K question is, who will be the successor? The deputy IGP doesn't look like he's in too good nick himself (looks over-weight, better ask him to go for a cholestrol check-up pronto).

It's no job for someone looking for a gaji buta shaking legs position or easy retirement.
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

KIMHO8 said...

I wish early retirement for all BN
or just go to hell.

Tukang Lawak Liow = Ass Hole Licker

Antares said...

Donplaypuks said: "The $64K question is, who will be the successor? The deputy IGP doesn't look like he's in too good nick himself (looks over-weight, better ask him to go for a cholestrol check-up pronto)."

No need $64K, my friend, I can answer your question for $32K! Deal? Okay... ready for this? RPK FOR IGP! Why not? He has a solid law background and the swagger of a Wyatt Earp who shoots from the hip and so far almost every bullet has found its mark. RPK also has the best Deep Throat network in Malaysia and he's backed by royal genes. A man like RPK will easily win the hearts of the mata-mata on all levels, once the hardcore crooks are removed (RPK once said we only have to sack around 300 senior cops and the rest of the force will be reformed). Of course, this won't happen until Pakatan Rakyat is in charge. RPK can be offered the IGP's post on a 3-year contract, after which he can opt to renew it or go back to blogging full time. And while RPK is overseeing the overhauling of the force, it will be affectionately known as PDRPK - Polis Di Raja Petra Kamarudin! ;-)

donplaypuks® said...

Sure, if it was put to the vote, I think RPK would win hands down and clean up Polis DiRaja so that we all would have the respect we had for them in the 50's - 70's.

While we are at it why not:

1. Sivarasa - Law Minister
2. Malik Imtiaz Sarwar or Haris Ibrahim - AG
3. CJ - Justice Hishamuddin
4. LP - Raja Nazrin

That would complete the Law & Order and Juduciary issues. Now let me lean back and dream a big dream. Hmm!
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Antares said...

Donplaypuks suggested:

1. Sivarasa - Law Minister
2. Malik Imtiaz Sarwar or Haris Ibrahim - AG
3. CJ - Justice Hishamuddin
4. LP - Raja Nazrin

I don't think I know Justice Hishamuddin - but your suggestions are fine with me :-)