
2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
3. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
19. A backward poet writes inverse.

21. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

[Contributed by Vernon Cornelius]