Thursday, May 7, 2009

Scenes from the Perak State Assembly

The usurper chief minister Zombrie attempts to bribe the elected Speaker with bananas...

"Hey, you can have a whole plantation!" he says, eliciting an audible snigger from the State Assembly Secretary, a relic of the colonial past.


But the brave Speaker, Prince Siva, repudiates the sleazy Zombrie, trusting in Black Power (Makkal Sakthi) to win the day...

Without warning Zombrie's monkey minions grab hold of Prince Siva and unceremoniously drag him from his seat...

Aided by plainclothes orcs, the unruly primates evict the legitimate Speaker from the august State Assembly and install a pathetic usurper in his place.


TAK NAK!
The rakyat will never forget this despicable act of thuggery and grotesque travesty of democratic principles!

[photos courtesy of Malaysiakini]


23 comments:

Hamba said...

LOL! very ape..err..apt indeed! As I have said before UMNO stands for United Monkeys N Orangutans... There's no human at all in UMNO, only Monkeys and Orangutan trying to pose as civilized human. Anybody knows what species is Hee???

Anonymous said...

the mighty siva is ousted = ganesan
takes over = nazrin is talking NOW !!

Anonymous said...

my #$% bini^&* has closed my credit card : @#$%^&* !!

Anonymous said...

zorro unmasked GOT arrested in ipoh !!????????????????????????

Anonymous said...

the mighty siva was dragged OUT of the dewan : in wat a city i'm still living !!

Anonymous said...

any colour darker than BLACK, pls !

Anonymous said...

Thomas Su gave hee a rm50 note & she tore it into pieces : is it an offence ?

Knights Templar said...

hahaha ... nice one bro ... shall email you some "real" pictures in a while ..

Anonymous said...

Beware.... Invasion of Monkeys !!!!

UMNO = Untuk Monyet NO Otak.

Antares said...

Zorro released before 5PM, having a beer with his buddies :-)

What more can I say, friends? At least today's utter shambles shows up the mafia methods preferred by old-school leaders like Jibby "Pink Lips" Razaksasa.

Deepak Gill said...

It's ok. By the way the acted, it's quite obvious these guys won't last.

We can sit back and watch them self-destruct, even if the pressure applied ain't maximum yet.

Gadfly said...

There was such a monkey who thought that it was very clever in stealing all types of fruits from an orchard all year round. One day, it saw a coconut filled with lots of sweets. It grabbed a whole handful. It was very excited about the catch. A farmer was rudely awakened from his slumber. He gave chaste. But by refusing to let go of the sweets. the monkey was forced to run with the heavy coconut. It was caught.

That day is the next General Election day.

flyer168 said...

Dear Antares,

This nation’s rayaat & I share the “Despair & Hopelessness.”

The Muslim Hadhari UMNO Ketuanan/BN Leaders are “Bankrupt of Intelligent, Legal, Constitutional, Political, Financial etc SOLUTIONS”....

This is another of their “Wayang Kulit” when they already had THEIR “Master Plan” approved & their “Mercenaries” identified to undertake the coup d'etat, etc....

They & their “Mercenaries” will always be in Denial & therefore resort to “Alternative Tactics” which can only be found in their Gutter Politics & Law of the Jungle “Holy Book”!

Party promotions based on “patronisation, money politics, etc” without “Meritocracy and Proven Track Records” leads to “Leaders” that UMNO is inheriting - “Elite, Ketuanan UMNO BEGGARS”....

Remember....One must always be MAGNANIMOUS in VICTORY....

TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE ONE RIGHT....

UMNO Baru is too deep in its 4th stage “Terminal Cancer” NOW, to be CURED”....Period!

Through “Devine” intervention, UMNO, its Leaders & their Mercenaries are now “Outdoing & Destroying” each other with their “Power, Greed & Henious Crimes”.

Every new day will be another “New Revelation” to reveal another “Truth” in its Self Destruct motion towards its “Demise”.

Just give them enough rope to “Hang” themselves at every turn in their “Final” chapter.

Moral of the story....when the PR Leader (Speaker) was under threat, where were the 2nd & 3rd line Leaders (ex-MB, etc) to provide backup, diversions, etc at the battlefront?

UMNO/BN had their Legal & Operations Director in Datuk Shafee advising Zam before & during the adjournment, but PR had no equivalent....

PR cannot just hold on to their "Constitutional Rights" alone but have to "Think, Plan, Strategise & ACT" beyond "Outside the Box"....

To counter whatever is at "Play" accordingly....

PR Speaker should have nominated ex-MB, etc to send off Raja Nazrin with the "Threatening" situation at hand....

If PR Speaker & ex-MB thought they had managed to have a "Word or Two" with Raja Nazrin to support them, then they were "Mistaken" as UMNO/BN has Raja Nazrin by his Orbs/Jugulars"

The PR Aduns were "Outmatched & mislead into UMNO/BN's TRAP".

Further they have been "ZOMBIED & DUMBED" by the UMNO/BN's Bomoh spell to finally be "OVERWHELMED" by UMNO/BN's Charade at the Dewan sitting to unlawfully & physically remove their PR "Speaker"....

Never underestimate your opponents, especially when they play by their "Gutter Politics & Law of the Jungle" Holybook.

Do keep up your “Prayers” to God Almighty in your own way for “Sanity, Human Rights, Justice, Freedom, Equality & Peace to “Prevail” over “EVIL”

Devine Intervention works Wonders.

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

Hello, UN guy Razali, what do you think of the human rights record in Msia? Have we bettered Myammar?

Anonymous said...

UMNO = United in Money-Grabbing, Non-representative Organisation

backStreetGluttons said...

People talk about the next election day 3 years time as the cure all panacea , not knowing before that eternity we would heve been a Military State with King Pinky and Queen FatAss - what elections ? Malaysians in general are berelit of ideas right, save for a few...

What say you Antares ?

Anonymous said...

is there any hope at all? at lot of comment have been posted about making the changes in the next GE. what is stoping them to declare emergency rule when they are wipe out in the GE? remember they control the mafia police and army!
we are doomed.! nothing seems to improved. even the one we have are hopes on are not doing anything to help .I fear for the worst!

Gan said...

7May's BN's shameful fracas at Perak State Assembly will be etched in time till eternity !

Such thuggish moves can hardly boost confidence for foreign investment.

Anonymous said...

" ...if you want to work with me in FUTURE, respect my speech, understand !"

later, the prince invited YB NIZAR to
the lift with him though one ID10t
wanted to stop it !!

Gadfly said...

Democracy means much more than voting once in 5 years. Actually, it takes 5 years of preparation. And it is a multi-dimensional process.

No point to win a election when it is merely a changing of masters, an Orwellian situation of "All men are equal, some are more equal".

Voting is not a panacea, true.
A culture of awakening is needed from the deep slumber of self-centerness in all the institutions and in the human heart.

Anonymous said...

the prince has waited > 5 hours !
he should know the ugly truth , what can he do NOW ah !?
AS our future ruler he should be prudent to act fast for his subjects!

Anonymous said...

There is an old monkey who likes to talk big when his challenge is accepted he lost his balls leaving his old banana sweating. Since then not heard of this old monkey did he go deeper into the jungle to get lost?

masterwordsmith said...

Antares,

Love your story board and wicked humor!

hugs